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Toss those Oreos into your food processor and blitz them, filling and all, till it looks like sand. No food processor? Drop them in a zip bag and crush with a rolling pin.
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Scoop all those Oreo bits into a mixing bowl. Add the creamy, softened cream cheese. Grab your mixer and blend until it's all one color—no streaks left.
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Lay some parchment or silicone mats on baking sheets. Scoop to get a chunk about the size of a ping pong ball (2.5 cm or so). Roll it with your hands until round and smooth. Line them all up on your tray.
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Pop the trays in your freezer. Let the balls chill out for 15–20 minutes so they get nice and solid.
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While those are freezing, grab a bowl that's microwave-safe. Melt your chocolate in bursts of 30 seconds, stirring after each. If the microwave isn't your thing, use a double boiler over hot water and stir until melted.
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Take just a few cold balls out of the freezer at once. Use a fork or dipping tool to dunk them in warm chocolate. Shake off any extra chocolate and set them back on the tray.
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Before your chocolate hardens, add whatever toppings you like—crushed Oreos, sprinkles, sugar crystals, or drizzle more chocolate. Wait till the coating’s set before you serve or stash them.